Hello there. I find it funny how some guys react to my chosen outfit. That’s because I sometimes choose to wear conservative outfits. And I’ve noticed that some of them are not really interested in chatting with me. Some stay for awhile because they think I’m cute. And one guy told me that he has a crush on me. This guy stayed long enough to know the real me.
So this guy who has the patience and guts to say that he has a crush on me, got the surprise of his life. I know that he was as horny as everyone else, but he was trying not to when he was chatting with me. So, to reward him for his gallantry, I pulled my shirt up and showed him how big my titties were. I was really laughing when I saw his facial reaction. His eyes and mouth were wide open, And he stayed like that for five minutes.
I asked him what he thinks about my enormous juggs. And the only thing he can say was “I want to squeeze ’em!” With his hand at chest level giving a squeezing motion. He really makes me laugh.
So I went all the way and I took off my clothing and showed him how heavenly my figure was and showed him my lovely bubble butt. Oh, now he told me that he desperately wanted to spank me and if I could give him my pink undies with little heart shapes printed on it. He said he’ll take care of the shipping cost! Now, that was a classic. I was so laughing out loud when I showed him my pussy. He liked my Hitler pubic hairstyle.
The guy was really uber sweet and super horny at the same time. He said that he wanted to marry me. He was looking for a wife carrying enormous milk jugs, with a spankable butt, and a stylish pussy. He even knelt down and showed me an aluminum ring from a soda can. Hahahaha… he was such a clown.
So, anymore clowns out there who want to be surprised? Just hit me up.
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